Lets wax your balls…..

21 Jun

I was reading the news this morning online when I came across This story.  I will copy and paste it here.

‘Intimate waxing’ fundraiser goes awry

British man nearly loses testicle in charity event at pub

updated 3:57 p.m. ET, Thurs., June 17, 2010//

LONDON – Joe Cooper might want to think twice the next time he’s asked to participate in a bikini waxing fundraiser for charity.

Cooper, 24, was left in agony after an “intimate beauty waxing” event at a pub went a bit too far and he nearly lost a testicle.

“I’d never do it again. I wouldn’t put any man through that pain,” he told British media Wednesday.

Cooper and 10 male friends had agreed to undergo the waxing on June 5 to raise cash for a local hospital. But all the others just had their chests waxed, while Joe endured the “male Brazilian,” the Daily Sun reports.

Onlookers placed bids to pull the strips off in the charity event at the pub in Birstall, Leicester.

One of the strips stuck to a very sensitive spot — and an over-energetic tug by one of his friends tore off six of his seven layers of skin, the newspaper said.

Pub manager Josh Adcock told the U.K. Daily Mail: ‘Joe’s a bit of a clown, he likes to do things like that.

“People were bidding quite a lot to have a rip. I was laughing but I did feel quite sorry for him, especially as we had a disco later on and he couldn’t walk.”

Cooper wound up at the hospital. “You can imagine how much everyone was laughing at me. It was ironic. I was meant to be helping them — and they ended up helping me. They told me if any more skin had come off, that would have been it. I was very lucky really,” he was quoted as saying.

Cooper, who has so far helped to raise about $4,400 for Leicester Royal Infirmary’s children’s ward, added: “I just hope people will sponsor me more now — because I’m still hurting.”

What the hell.  There is so much wrong with this story.  Okay first of all WHO THE HELL BID TO RIP OFF THE WAX STRIPS???  How hard did they fucking pull to RIP 7 LAYERS OF SKIN OFF???? And who the hell would decide to wax their BALLS?  Now don’t get me wrong.  I like it nice and clean down there but to wax it in front of a bunch of people?  AND to have your buddies rip it off?  Thats just asking for trouble.

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4 Responses to “Lets wax your balls…..”

  1. Mindless Rambler June 21, 2010 at 10:12 am #

    LMAO I thought exactly the same as you when I read this when it hit the news here! I mean why, on so many levels!

  2. splashofblue June 21, 2010 at 11:48 am #

    I jus registered for WP Blog today and came accross ur blog on Waxing Balls …Interesting.

    Added ur blog to my desktop Sidebar RSS. I blog on anything and everything, especially on the Lighter Side of Life … sometimes serious stuff 😀

    I’ll do a link up to ur blog and probably our network will expand ^^

  3. atomicgator June 21, 2010 at 9:48 pm #

    I bet Brian (lookitsbray) does manscaping in front of his friends. just saying cause you asked.
    Now go back to watching TV and shut your whore mouth.

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