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Holy shit balls….

8 Jul

There is a Do it your self lasik eye surgery.  Yes you read that right.  I am not sure if this is a joke or what but what the fuck.  Who the hell would be crazy enough to do that shit?  I have TERRIBLE eye sight.  My glasses are thick as can be.  Even my contacts are thick and I still would never in a million years do this.   Here are the 4 easy steps on how to do it

This is what the kid comes with…

The Complete LASIK@Home Kit (patent pending) includes everything you need to complete the procedure.

  • Scal-Pal™ Hand-Operated Combination Femtosecond/Excimer Laser
  • Mild sedative (diazepam 4mg)
  • No-Blink™ brand Eye Drops
  • Detailed Instructions and QuickStart Guide
  • Protective Post-Op Sleep Mask

Good lord.  What dumb fuck would actually do this?

Moving on…

The most fucked up toy award goes to…

ummm yeah.  There is not much to say about that toy

And I am not sure if this tattoo is an epic win or a total fail.

And the last story of the day is….

The most fucked up of them all…

France’s “Hannibal Lecter” said Wednesday a sexual urge drove him to kill his cellmate and “curiosity” about the taste of human flesh led him to cook and eat a lung he ripped out of the corpse.  He said he flew into an “uncontrollable” rage after his victim gave him a “dirty look” on January 2, 2007 after he ordered him to wash his hands after using the toilet in the tiny cell they shared with a third inmate in Rouen.

He said that after pummeling his victim, he took a pair of scissors and plunged it into his back, neck and chest a dozen times before holding a plastic bag over his head “for five minutes” to make sure he was dead. Then he decided to eat Baudry’s heart for his evening meal. “I take a razor blade and I open his chest. I plunge my hand in and I take out what I think is the heart but which in fact is a piece of lung, which I put into a Tupperware container,” he told a transfixed courtroom. “I did it out of curiosity to see what it was like to eat human flesh,” said Cocaign.

“What is terrible is that it (the lung) was good,” Cocaign told him, according to his testimony. “It has the taste of venison. It is tender. What I did I liked doing.”  “No one was listening to me,” the detainee said. “I took action, and then they took me seriously.”

Would anyone like to try a piece of lung?  Maybe a kidney?

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