Tag Archives: silly

Ruby is a little whore…

28 Jun

If you have little kids you have probably seen the show Max and Ruby.  Let me tell you a little about this show.  Ruby is the older sister and Max is her little brother.  And Ruby is a little bitch.  She bosses her brother around.  Today the episode was about Ruby loosing her tooth and she made her little brother Max Search the house for HER tooth before he could eat his chocolate muffin.  Umm Ruby quit being a whore.  Where are max and ruby’s parents anyway?  You never see the parents.  Why doesn’t Ruby have any friends?  All of the episodes are of Ruby being a whore bossing her little brother around.  Shes got such an attitude,  It makes you want to smack her.  If she was my kid I would probably beat her(okay not really).

Look at her dragging her little brother around.  He obviously does not want to be hanging with her.

On another note…I think i need a life other then my kids

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A little update on Andrew

25 Jun

Andrew has been doing awesome this week.  He seems to have a little more energy and is eating a lot more.  I’m supposed to call the doctor this week to get some more blood work done but im not going to lie, I havent done it yet.  I’m really hesitant.  I do not want to poke him anymore unless I have to.   The poor kid just turned 3 and has already had more done to him then some adults.  He has a horrible fear of doctors and I just really do not want to scare him or put him through it unless he gets worse.  I don’t know maybe that makes me a bad mommy for not doing what the doctor wants but I just can’t do that to him unless I think its necessary.

Andrew and Noah have been playing so hard together.  We bought them a little 4 wheeler for their birthday.  And since Andrew thinks he’s king of this house he always makes Noah ride on the back while HE drives.  For some reason Noah, my oldest son, Lets Andrew boss him around and beat the crap out of him.  So they were riding on the 4 wheeler in the front yard and head towards the ditch and what do you know the whole thing flips over on top of them.  I run over there and see these two tiny heads poking out and them laughing hysterically simply saying “mommy you pwease help me”.   Why must they scare their mother into a heart attack?  Those two kids are true boys.

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Emma’s Man farts

23 Jun

Yes that is Emma who is 5 months old farting like my mom…..

and I just want to say that took me like 3 hours to figure out how to add this frickin video

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The walking farts….

19 Jun

I don’t know if it is an age thing, or after you have kids thing, or something else.  But it seems to me that older women have walking farts.  Take my mother for example.  She always has them.  Even at the most inappropriate time.  This weekend we were in Ohio and we were staying at the Hilton in Columbus and my mom had the walking farts as we were walking to the elevator and of course there were people behind us. But i think this one story takes the cake for my moms walking farts.  We were in babys-r-us.  I was pregnant with Emma and we were shopping around.  My mom is a very nervous person.  She gets all nervous in weird situations and starts babbling like an idiot and does this weird nervous laugh.  Well I was looking at something on the shelf and here comes my mom walking past me with the walking farts.  But this time they were not so quiet like they usually are.  I of course start laughing hysterically.  My mom with her retarded nervousness gets all freaked out starts kinda giggling and then babbles something incoherent and then PUNCHES me in the belly.  I was 8 months pregnant.  Then walks away leaving the smell behind her.  I couldn’t stop laughing and the multiple people behind us were giggling also.

Mom I know you are reading this.  I’m buying you some beano.

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Check out line troubles

16 Jun

So this is a story from a while back,  but I thought it was hilarious so im blogging about it today.  Actually I have two stories.  I’ll start with the chocolate man.  When my older son Noah was learning his colors for some reason he always thought the color brown was Chocolate.  The kid loved candy what can I say.  So we went grocery shopping one day and while we were in the check out line there was this very nice African American man.   My son,  just learning his colors blurts out in the most loudest voice I have ever heard him talk in, says, “MOM THAT MANS MADE OF CHOCOLATE” .  Ugh.  I seriously wanted to crawl in a hole and die at that moment.  Everyone in the line was laughing,  even the nice African American man.  Thankfully he didn’t take offense to it.

Story two.  Another check out line story with my same son Noah.  Why the hell does this kid do the most random things?  So here we are in the check outline at the grocery store again.  There was this really mean old lady in front of us.  I had two kids at the time.  And my kids were being loud like usual.  But this lady did not like it.  My kids were like 3 and 1 at the time so really she could just shove it.  She kept shooting us dirty looks.  Noah was hanging on the front of the cart and this lady was standing in front of him.  Well my son decided to randomly stick his hand in this lady’s but crack!!!  Im not kidding.  This is not a joke.  He took all 5 fingers and just decided to poke her ass, Right down the frickin crack.   I have no idea why.  Maybe because her ass was right in his face?  I don’t know.  But I thought this lady was going to shoot us all.  She turned around gave me the dirtiest look ever.  It didn’t help that me and my husband couldn’t stop laughing.  I know it was very rude and we did tell him he couldn’t do that in the car.  BUT it was seriously hilarious at the time.  It was just so random

You are kidding me right??

8 Jun

Soo the CT scan today was a frickin disaster.  Andrew wanted NOOO part of it.  None.  Basically he was like fuck you im not going in that thing ..  We were there from 830….Till 11!!!!!!!!!!  I kept telling the technician he’s not going to lay down on that table,  Can you just sedate him so we can get this done please,  So FINALLY at 1030 the lady brings in BENADRYL!  I’m like seriously?  A,  Your ass should have told me to give him some Benadryl before we came in.  We wouldn’t have had to be here for 3 fucking hours.  And B,  This still isn’t going to work.  I was so fed up at that point I wanted to just scoop up my kid and say goodbye.   Let me tell you why im so angry at the people who worked there.  BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL IDIOTS.  From the moment my son saw that machine we all knew he was not going to lay down.  He was scared…for heavens sake he’s only 3.  And they wanted to put an IV in him.  So they expected my 3-year-old to get an IV in and lay down and sit still so they could do a CT scan?  I mean seriously, come on.   They were getting pissed AT ME because I couldn’t get him to lay down.  I’m like, hello what the hell do you want me to do here.  They had shoved us in this tiny little room for 2 hours after our first attempt and then came in and gave us that Benadryl.  The Benadryl did make him fall asleep but the moment i picked him up he woke RIGHT up.    The whole thing was a disaster and I swear I think every single person in that office must not have had kids because they all looked at me like I was this horrible parent because I couldn’t get my scared 3-year-old to lay still on a big ass machine.   Finally I said this isnt going to work and i left.  I called his pediatrician and told him what happened.  We are now doing it on Thursday at the hospital so they can sedate him.

Oh for heaven’s sake I still feel the urge to punch that technician.

Andrew In the waiting room=)

He was wearing nahhhniees glasses=)

I think its time to quit smoking

5 Jun

I think Noah has picked up my Attitude a little too much.  I often say to the boys.  If you don’t do this then I wont let you do that.  Well today when my mom was over we were harmlessly making jokes how fat baby Emma is.  Just look at those chunky thighs…how can you not crack jokes about those?

Noah did not take this very well.  He is very protective of his baby sister.  After he had enough of our joking around, he turns to me and my mom and says “if you two don’t stop you will not go out side and smoke any more”.

There are many things wrong with that statement.  And I think its time for me to quit smoking.

The pregnant Nana

30 May

If you are a mommy you know exactly what that picture is=)  If your not a mommy you are probably wondering what the hell is that and who the hell drew it.  That was drawn by my 5 year old son Noah.  He is really into coloring right now.  He LOVES to draw pictures.  He comes up with the most creative things.  He once drew a “rocket”(i use quotations because it seriously looked like something else…I couldn’t stop laughing for days after i saw it) with a baby inside.  I asked him to draw his “nana” a picture to brighten up her day.  So i left him alone while he colored and came back to see his master piece!  And here it is….nana with a baby in her belly walking a dog lol.  Noahs nana is not pregnant.  And hasn’t been in 20 years.  And she doesn’t have a dog.

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